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jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
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amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof
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thisgingerisback: necrophilic: when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’ THE FISH IS PERFECT
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epic-humor: willsmith420: gwenelizz: Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989 see more
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upgraders: upgraders: that feeling you get when you’re angry anger
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sextingllamas: is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
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drarna: can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
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tumblr is what sto[pping my house from being clean
May 17th
eruk: If Hell exists, there’s a special place for people like me to party.
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sluttyoliveoil: shavingryansprivates: extra slutty olive oil heard you were talking shit
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edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
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muffin-bitch: katnissandhermione: i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people what the fuck you’re right
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snapchatting: rainbownunchucks: snapchatting: friends Wtf is nd north dakota
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dampsandwich: do NOT say “piss fucker” on the internet. its highly illegal. so illegal that the FBI will show up to your house and ki
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shsl-chef: dreaming-of-just-you: shsl-chef: a-felicia-named-goat: shsl-chef: when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti what is this even supposed to mean thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti why can’t you spell. im 2 busy gettin laid
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gorilllas: when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down
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“Religion is for people who are scared to go to hell; Spirituality is for people...”
– (via escape2nirvana)
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epic-humor: mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok” see more
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ya feel me dude
to be honest, I think I get higher off marijuana more then lettuce or other leafy greens. it’s hard to romaine unbiased, but when I smoke the boston lettuce my lungs feel like the boston bombing
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