May 2013
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
thisgingerisback:
necrophilic:
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
THE FISH IS PERFECT
epic-humor:
willsmith420:
gwenelizz:
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
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upgraders:
upgraders:
that feeling you get when you’re angry
anger
sextingllamas:
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
drarna:
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
tumblr is what sto[pping my house from being clean
eruk:
If Hell exists, there’s a special place for people like me to party.
sluttyoliveoil:
shavingryansprivates:
extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
muffin-bitch:
katnissandhermione:
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
what the fuck you’re right
snapchatting:
rainbownunchucks:
snapchatting:
friends
Wtf is nd
north dakota
dampsandwich:
do NOT say “piss fucker” on the internet. its highly illegal. so illegal that the FBI will show up to your house and ki
shsl-chef:
dreaming-of-just-you:
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
why can’t you spell.
im 2 busy gettin laid
gorilllas:
when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down
Religion is for people who are scared to go to hell; Spirituality is for people...
– (via escape2nirvana)
epic-humor:
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
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ya feel me dude
to be honest, I think I get higher off marijuana more then lettuce or other leafy greens. it’s hard to romaine unbiased, but when I smoke the boston lettuce my lungs feel like the boston bombing